I Piss Off Girls

It came to my attention today (more than once, actually) that I might have inadvertantly offended a few of my lady friends with the brief and ill advised rant on the dating practices of women in Monday's post. I would first like to preface this apology by making a few lame excuses. You see, I posted that at 3am that night, after I couldn't sleep, and was still more than a little hungover from the previous Sunday. Also, I tend to make broad generalizations, if you notice, its actually one of my 5 areas of expertise listed on your right.

Hence, I would like to revise a few of my statements. First off, the female demographic I was most targeting with these statements was the single, age 26-30 crowd. And my complaints were meant to be targeted towards the authors of said books, whom I feel profit off of people's insecurities, and perpetuate the insecurities at the same time. Also, I didn't actually say that ALL of those books were bullshit. Ok, so maybe I did say that all of those books were bullshit, but as it was pointed out to me today (quite vocally I might add), I haven't actually read ANY of these books, I've merely skimmed a few chapters of one, and subsequently made an assumption.

So as a result of the complaints, I had to back myself into a corner to make everyone happy. I agreed to read one of these "books", and then come to an educated, qualified conclusion. I just hope you are all happy, I can't wait to see the looks from everyone when I'm reading "He's Just Not That Into You" on the train. As if I don't already lose hetero-points on a weekly basis by watching "The O.C."