Finding my sister a husband...

There was an overwhelming response to my sister's post on Friday, some of it positive, some of it cynical, but the vast majority of readers seemed to agree on one thing: Sue needs a husband, STAT. Unfortunately for Sue, she lives in southwest Virginia, where the men are known more for the worshipping of the holy trinity of Hokies Football, Nascar, and George Dubya, than they are for being chivalrous ladies men.

Well dammit, I lived in Virginia for 6 years, and I believe there is a husband out there for her, somewhere. Where else better to look than the zip code search on Match.com?? Lets take a look at the lucky bachelors...

VTFan78
27-year-old man
Salem, VA, US
Seeking: Women 20-30

I didn't really like my first intro, so I'm hoping this one will be much better. What's Up? Im Andy from the 'Noke. I'm here to meet a nice girl, and maybe more than that. I think of myself as a sweet guy, with just no luck. I always have been timid with ladies in person. Not that it's bad thing because I have some good friends I've met that way. Just my thing. I'm not the hottest guy around, but I think I am cute in my own tall way

I don't know about this guy....but for whatever reason, I get the feeling the words "Warcraft" and "every Saturday night" were left out of his profile....

xthagodfatherx5
25-year-old man
Salem, VA, US
Seeking: Women 18-30

Just Looking
I'm an outgoing person always looking to make someone smile, pretty easy to get along with, enjoy watching movies and going to sporting events. Generally willing to try anything around this boring town til i find something i enjoy.

...which may or may not include KILLING PEOPLE! Seriously, did he bother to ask anyone's advice before posting his picture? Do you think someone actually said, "hey you always looked good in your mug shots! Use the drunk driving May '87 one!"

ok, we're 0 for 2. She'd have better luck at 4H seminar at this point. On to bachelor #3!

DementedlyMetal
26-year-old man
Roanoke, VA, US
Seeking: Women 19-25

I'm a really laid back kind of guy. I've let alot of stuff get to me in my life and I'm finally trying to live my life by letting stuff roll off my back. I'm doing fairly well at that, but if I feel threatened I'm not afraid to speak my mind and let others know I'm not happy

...I can't think of a more lady-friendly, cuddle-by-the-fireplace, gumdrops and puffy clouds username than "DementedlyMetal". He seems like the kind of guy you can get close to...JUST DON'T THREATEN HIM! OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE THE OTHERS!! ROLLED UP IN A CARPET AND FLOATING IN THE ROANOKE RIVER!!

countryboylokng
27-year-old man
Roanoke, VA, US
Seeking: Women 18-35

Hello i'm looking for a lady i can go out have some fun with that i can ejoy her company & she enjoy mine right now i'm really not sure what i'm looking for in a relationship but i would love to meet some lovely ladies & find out from there

Ok, clearly Countryboy is not a fan of punctuation, a sure sign of a man on-the-go. But was he really so busy that he couldn't find an actual camera? Was his Sprint PCS camera-phone (sans flash) really the best he could do? Plus, there is something to be said about a man seeking anyone as young as 18. Come to think of it, this wasn't the first time I came across that...

I think Suki has her work cut out for her! Maybe we'll revisit this again...

Have a great week!